July 2012
blackened-sunrise:
chewing-sponges:
Imagine if mirrors didn’t exist and no one had any idea what they looked like WOAH
I mean we can have an idea on how we look if someone takes our picture or if someone describes us
Cameras don’t exist either. And it’s illegal to describe someone’s looks. Now what?
tennasea:
remember msn
Imagine if mirrors didn’t exist and no one had any idea what they looked like WOAH
Bought a white chocolate flavoured milk shake today
I was very happy with it
And as I was enjoying my last gulp, my eyes wonder to the words ‘Limited edition’ written on the bottle.
1 tag
alltime-katie:
what if Jeremy Kyle just struts on with a league of chavs behind him holding the british flag?
4 tags
I have sunburn in the weirdest places. Look at...
3 tags
People who say "You know my name not my story"
Is it possible to just buy coconut milk? No...
3 tags
allghosting:
sweet-bitsy:
this post...
I've now had 4 jobs and I'm 17. What's wrong with...
When someone steals your joke and tells it to...
abbyvieth:
2 tags
You're unsuited for the rage of war, so pack up,...
Me: Mum what’s for dinner?
Mum: Salad
Me:
yggdrasilly:
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
3 tags
chelerb:
my stepdad and i were just play fighting and he shoved me onto my knees and i was like MUM HELP HE’S TRYING TO MAKE ME GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB
and everything kind of stopped
no one has spoken since
i feel i may have crossed some sort of line here
