Lana Del Rey needs to come to the UK
Sex And The City is hilarious
pandalovinggymfreak: YES TIM
Like nearly sobbing at a film ‘The Greatest’ I never cry at films what the fuck is happening to me ahhh!
My brother's house is ridiculous for signal
I have to stand in certain corners and shit to get a single bar And I’m lazy as fuck so this does not work.
There is a moth in my room and I’m gonna try and ignore it and go to sleep but what if I wake up and it’s on my eyelids
Just had an argument with my Dad about man slaughter
1.) Open Google. 2.) Search your LAST name, only...
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opama: nightmareloki: I AM SO GLAD I PRESSED PLAY. jeSUs christ
Reblog with your pin-up self!
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If your eyebrows are like this, I hate you.
Anonymous asked: chewing-sponges; you have been invited to PeepsPayer(.)com by one of your followers - where it's easy to make $ with your blog.
xoxogossipgill: if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep
Imagine a White Magnum filled with Ben and Jerry's...
Fatty McFatfat I’m not even talking about anyone in particular I just wanted to say it
Is it true that you have to cut the ends of your hair off to make it grow?
I got drunk too easily last night what was that about Came home and my parents just gave me chicken
My mate’s phone reset so he was like ‘who is this’ So I said ‘It’s Dave Grohl’ And he replied ‘Laura.’ HOW DID HE KNOW. THAT COULD’VE BEEN ANY JOKER IN TOWN.