laughter-everyday: exittunespresents: so the science teachers at my school are all really funny and one of them has his profile picture public and Looks like some kinda stock photo
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost
thecompanionsdoctor: My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday
burgrs: i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not
ulyssee: cigs4kids: what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it i would do a split
hideawayandfindyourpiece0fmind asked: IYA I'M PERVING. Can I question this whole 'rape in the rain' thing as I don't have any recollection of it...
Wish my autocorrect would stop changing ‘twerking’to ‘tweaking’ I don’t want to ‘tweak’ to Sean Paul
equalist: seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button
redwinesuccess: the-rest-in-trumpets: katswhiskers: velvetonions: imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays Oreothello Rolo and Juliet Macberry Mars Ado About Nothing Antonutella and Cleopatra Merchocolate of Venice Two Gentlemint of Verona Richerry III It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the...
perma-scowl: may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
fuckisonyobiscuit: “please grab your homework on your way out of class”
tupacabra: *wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
dweebscar: dweebscar: what if giraffes lived underwater what a majestic creature